It's the big day, your championship soccer match, and I'm here to help you prepare.

Sure, I understand that having your mom as your soccer coach might feel like a bit of a drag at times, but darling, I'm all about getting the right results for you. You're my star player sweetheart, and it's easy to see why. Under my stewardship, you're team have been on a marvellous winning streak, and now that the big game is here, I want to make sure we win.

Honey, we have to stay focused on the big picture. With the press your team have been attracting lately, and the number of goals you keep scoring, I'm sure my MVP is on his way to securing that scholarship. But darling, I need you to loosen up on the pitch. I need greater fluidity. Your ball control is sloppy at times, and I need to be sure you don't stumble when I need yo to dribble.

Your sprint game is good. You're a sure bet for a short spurt, but I need my MVP to exhibit stamina and power. I need you mowing down the opposition and dominating that box in the final stages. You need to be ready to go deep and go strong.

Darling, mommy needs to give you some special training to make sure you really know how to impress on game day.

October 24, 2024